Dec 302011
 

So, today I happened to make mention of a peeve of mine – businesses that use Twitter not to engage or be personal with the masses, but who use it as a way to throw out the latest sale, offering, or blank “Come visit us ’cause we’re awesome” tweet.  Of course, after quickly typing it, is it really their fault? Or has the current environment for business locked them into such a practice?  What do I mean?  Well, I will use CRM to explain my thoughts…

It’s a known fact that CRM implementations have a failure rate of around 50% for the past decade.   It’s also a common belief that a CRM system requires three main components for both use and success; people, process and technology.  What are these elements required in detail?

  • People: These are the users, the you and me of the system, right from data entry people to CEO’s…from implementation project managers to the day to day implementation managers.  And over the years, the people model has changed quite a bit.  Sure, we are all still human (mostly…), with a brain and a heart and such.  But the baseline of employees has changed substantially in the past decades.  How so?  Well, just watch an episode of Mad Men to see the difference.  Employees aren’t mindless drones doing whatever the ‘man’ asks….well, at least at the successful companies.  The employee, and their thoughts, desires and needs are an integral part of the model now.  But, more importantly, the people are much more saavy and understanding now as well.  I truly believe that most people understand (even if they don’t feel respected or appreciated) how their piece fits into the corporate puzzle, and how it makes a difference.
  • Technology: This is, of course, the application used with CRM.  Has technology changed over the past few decades?  Let me think on that question while I write this on my iPad from a Starbucks while streaming music from a station I like in Oslo and reading tweets letting me know what is happening in San Francisco, Budapest or Syria.  Uh – yeah, the technology changes so quickly that you’re old hat after three tweets and a like on Facebook.
  • Process: Ah the business process.  Wikipedia defines business process as a “is a collection of related, structured activities or tasks that produce a specific service or product (serve a particular goal) for a particular customer or customers.” And we all know that the millions of business books available at Amazon or Indigo every single year tell us how much business has changed in the past one, two or three hundred years, right?  WRONG! Those best practices and processes and philosophies we have that run our enterprises have not changed since Adam Smith wrote Capitalism. We can spin doctor it, or have Malcolm Gladwell et al write a new face or point of view on our capitalistic foundation, but it is still the same old foundation.
And here is where the issue is.  We, as a collective race of humans have changed, and continue to change each and every moment of every single day.  And technology is evolving at an astronomical pace.  Yet, we still base our companies around functional practices that have been used since the industrial revolution, measure the success of a company (and many have stocks and RSP’s that measure their personal financial success) around their stock price, and still monitor and regulate our enterprise with laws either written in the era of our great-grandfathers or through people who are seemingly as old as our great-grandfathers. We have locked ourselves to mold our lives and our processes and our self around an economic theory that is centuries old and currently faltering.
So, can I blame companies who use Twitter to send out a blank advert like they’ve hit the marketing lottery for free advertising?  Not when the foundation of the economic system we try and work with is stuck in that era.  Does something have to give?  Good lord, yes – but how we do it without deconstructing the very essence of our lives is yet unknown.
Dec 302011
 

So, I’ve been blogging for a few years now and every year I’ve put out a best of list IMO for the music of the year.  And, to be honest, I almost forgot until a kind old soul I just don’t talk to enough reminded me that he was waiting to see what I thought the best songs were this year.  It was a nice way to end such a pathetic year for me…xLerate and work has been fine, but those who know me understand that this year was one I wish to wrap up, bury and never relive for a long, long time.  However, the friendship and love of those around me and within my community (both locally and in Salesforceland), the love of my family (especially Steph!) and a perverse hope and belief that the kickback effect will occur in 2012 helped me get me through.

But, enough whining!  Let’s get this going… the songs that have rattled around me noggin’ for the year!

10. Grouplove – Colours: One of the joys of having XM Radio is that you get to hear a many a song you won’t hear on Ottawa radio, for a myriad of (CRTC) reasons. Grouplove is one of those bands that I wish Live 88.5 could play, but they just haven’t had them on the playlist as of yet.

9. Death Cab For Cutie – You Are A Tourist: So, DCFC was the band that was to close up Bluesfest…that was until the stage collapsed (the first in a series of horrible collapses…luckily no one in Ottawa was killed).  They still haven’t found their way back for the Codes and Keys tour, and have given up hope that I’ll see them this tour.  The first single had an awesome, Cure-esque bass line, great lyrics (even with some sadder lyrics, which are not easily found on this album), and an amazing video that was cut in one take!

8. Pack AD – Sirens: A great Canadian duo that got some airplay on I believe every single show that played on the CW, or whatever that station with Gossip Vampire Cirle, 90210 show.  Great rocking song!

7. Foo Fighters – Back and Forth: Dave Grohl seemed to be everywhere in the last few years…and Wasting Light is a great way to come back with the Foos.  Six grammy nominations for this album…I won’t hold that against the band, are all culminated to me in the song Back and Forth.  A mix of old Foos and new, this is the one song to me that could fit on The Color and the Shape as easily as it did on Wasting.  The video that won the This Video Sucks contest should be used as the official video as well!

6. Skrillex – Kill Everybody: Skrillex absolutely blew apart Bluesfest with a chain-smoking awesome set that I honestly don’t think anyone expected.  Hopefully the powers that be (yes, that’s you Mark Monohan) bring some more electro acts to Bluesfest (and if you put them all on one night, and put them on the front stage, that’d be awesome too…could you imagine if Girl Talk had been before Skrillex???).

5. Joy Formidable – Whirring: What is it about the UK pumping out amazing bands that only get 3 seconds of air?  The weird fact about this band?  They have had 2 top 40 hits on the US and CA Alternative charts, but have yet to get on the UK charts…

4. 311 – Sunset in July: 311 is one of the most under-appreciated bands in my opinion…kind of like Sloan in Canada.  This song was the summer song of the year!

3. LMFAO – Sexy and I Know It: Did you really think this wouldn’t make the list?  Yes, it’s ridiculous, and if you haven’t seen the video, you know you have to (and what rock have you lived under???).  They’re having fun with it, and living it up…you gotta give them points for that.

2. Karen O, Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross – The Immigrant Song: OK, so I may lose points from some of you, but I am not that big on Zeppelin.  Whether it be mass burnout from hearing it on Chez/Bear radio stations every 15 minutes, but I just am not that big.  They have a place in rock history, but King Crimson had more to do with the music of today that I listen to…however, this redux, done for the Americanification of the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, has gotten played over and over and over in my head ever since being in the trailer six months ago.

1. Cage The Elephant – Shake Me Down: This song came out in January, and was played nightly in my head while visiting my mum until her passing in March. I hope my mother left this life in this way mentally.  And even on a cloudy day, I keep my eyes fixed on the sun.

So, there it is – my list.  As always, feel free to suggest any songs I have forgotten, or should mention! And here’s to a kick-ass 2012!